Karen's "New Purse" is a noise complaint filed in two suites: Suite A: Matches - 122 sparks waiting to be struck, organized alphabetically. Suite B: Lipsticks - 8 longer shades arranged by color: ROYGBIVB. All colors become brown in the end. Karen's New Purse can also be explored ALPHACOLORICALLY by careful use of the 'shuffle' button on your musicplayerdevice of choice. Karen recommends you listen to her New Purse on headphones for maximum immersive. Just start at a medium volume and increase two aches past your chosen level of discomfort. Karen would like to thank no idols but the true goatlord.